[Event Post]

[maximumogredrive]

You can find some scruffian stooping at your place of work if you work in a supernaturally themed business. This includes SAI or OOPARTS, but isn't limited to that. He can also be found in the DA or local library, pouring over newspaper articles and history books.

He seems like he's trying to make conversation, but is waaaaay too awkward to know how to approach something.

Comments

Re: [Local Library]

[wherethemiceare]

Let me make it simpler:

"Like yeah, you totes can do that, but it's kinda weird."

That help?

Re: [Local Library]

[maximumogredrive]

"... can you send them back?"

Re: [Local Library]

[wherethemiceare]

... I mean you could... but it'd practically be sending the person to their death.

Re: [Local Library]

[maximumogredrive]

"Wait, what?"

Re: [Local Library]

[wherethemiceare]

... Most parallel worlds shrivel and die, like a flame in the wind and cold.

Re: [Local Library]

[maximumogredrive]

"Yeah, but that's MOST.

Even if there's a 1% chance, I gotta take it, y'know?"

Re: [Local Library]

[wherethemiceare]

Well you could say life is a series of one percents or something, I guess??

Re: [Local Library]

[maximumogredrive]

"Exactly! I'm gonna get a second-ish opinion.

Maybe I'll break into a god's home or read something that'll click it. Thanks Kitty!

If we meet again, I owe ya like, one meatbun for this help!"

He hops up and dashes off, leaving his mess on the table he was at. ... He's gonna get banned for that.

Re: [Local Library]

[wherethemiceare]

::Waves.::

I'll take it!

::She then goes to tattle on you to the librarian. You're so getting banned for leaving her a mess. Rude!::