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maximumogredrive) wrote2020-04-27 08:54 am
maximumogredrive) wrote2020-04-27 08:54 am
[Event Post]
You can find some scruffian stooping at your place of work if you work in a supernaturally themed business. This includes SAI or OOPARTS, but isn't limited to that. He can also be found in the DA or local library, pouring over newspaper articles and history books.
He seems like he's trying to make conversation, but is waaaaay too awkward to know how to approach something.
He seems like he's trying to make conversation, but is waaaaay too awkward to know how to approach something.
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"... hello? Gods? I think there's been a mistake. I was expecting more catgirls and fighting in my afterlife."
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Who are you and what are you doing in my Boudoir and Bedroom? And why do you think it's the afterlife?
::There's an angry barely dressed blonde older woman whose hair and fashion belongs to the 1980s. You get the sense thunder and lightning might crash from the angry look on her face.::
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Briar, Cassius. First rate duelist with a first rate deck."
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My bedroom is not a nerd void.
::Hissing.::
Wakahisa, Noriko. The God of Gods, and Queen of Queens. Also the crowned Mother of All Horrors.
Which woman did Kaz bang, kiss and run from which country, young man.
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Unless you mean the horrible ogre guy that's this topsy-turvy dimension's version of me."
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Wut.
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Alright, lemme explain miss... Wait. Wakahisa?! YOU'RE A GOD IN THIS DIMENSION?!
THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH THIS PRANK DIMENSION"
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::Growls.::
Young man, you are doing everything to make me NOT want to help you.
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I'm from a parallel dimension or something. This Kaz you guys all seem to know is me, I smell exactly like him according to one of his kids. The terrifying one. You know exactly which one I'm talking about, right?
I go to school with you, your hot cousin Gwen, and your other cousin, the creepy one. I call her Euphemism because it makes her angry. I pal around with Sully and Mamoru and punch and duel gods and weirdo supervillains.
Then one day I wander into a void and an ominous voice tells me that I gotta kill this timeline's me to become fully real but my student handbook tells me to not listen to ominous nowhere voices and I've been here since."
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That's a good student handbook.
And let me guess, the me you know has an incredibly creepy but kinda blood thirsty hot aunt named Akae.
... ANYWAYS. You should definitely not kill the other you. I'm pretty sure that's a since nixed scheme by my daughter's pet cat.
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... I knew it! Well, not that it's a now nixed scheme, but that it was a horrible idea.
... so I can go home, yeah?"
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... Probably not.
::Says this with an absolutely sorrowful tone, like you're both at a funeral.::
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... It'd the chance of a miracle, dear.
A lot of it would depend how... special your world was. Is.
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At least... to me."
You've broken the boy, Noriko.
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...
::Takes a deep breath.::
Most parallel worlds, or clusters of them, shrivel and die and fade into the darkness because there's not enough 'uniqueness' to their world compared to major realities. Two or three small things, like...
Mmm...
Your world sounds like it might have a chance.
I think I saw something like it...
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How good a chance? How do I get back?"
He's bounced back super quickly.
"Oh man you would love, well. You! I knew if I found you or this you I'd get a good shot home."
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...
Mmmm...
Unrealized Realities aren't my area of expertise. That's my daughter's.
And I can't guarantee it was your world.
And...
::Floating around, grimacing.::
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... I really appreciate you doing this."
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Be thankful I'm a bleeding heart.
::Sighs loudly.::
Your best shot would be to ask my daughter, Ashley Wakahisa. She's a Duel Academy student.
... But you might be mad, still.
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... Ashley, huh? I think... I've met her? At least seen her around.
... gonna be honest though. Don't know how I got in here. Don't know how to get out."
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Oh that's easy.
::A much much much larger Noriko picks you up out of nowhere and blows you away like a leaf. You find yourself outside near a fancy convenience store with a coupon for one free expensive tub of ice cream.::
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"... yeah it's definitely her. Maybe I'll split this with someone in a park or something...?
Time to celebrate!"